Text 24 Apr 34,388 notes

yourmediahasproblems:

littlemissrantsalot:

yourmediahasproblems:

i want to create a tv show about a group of friends where they’re all queer except the one token cishet friend who’s only there to say stereotypical “straight” things for laughs like “macklemore got me into rap” and “my mom and i got into a fight because she wouldn’t buy me a fourth obey snapback”

Or we could just stop stereotyping people.

you’re cast

Photo 24 Apr 82,351 notes stunningpicture:

Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

stunningpicture:

Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

Text 24 Apr 109,372 notes

lusciouslustylysandre:

now why is platonic cuddling so frowned upon in society fuck you man if i wanna cuddle my bff i will fucking cuddle my bff youll need a fucking crowbar to pry me off you son of a bitch

Photo 24 Apr 142,621 notes aspidelaps:

#that time u met jesus and he was just like haha check out this sweet yo-yo

aspidelaps:

#that time u met jesus and he was just like haha check out this sweet yo-yo

(Source: latiox)

Text 24 Apr 43,110 notes

assvvipe:

summer lovin
had me a blast
summer lovin
dick in my ass

Photo 24 Apr 18,930 notes l4tul4pyr0p3:

thegodofconquestkeima:

feffybutts:

Your name is JAKE from STATE FARM and you like to WEAR KHAKIS. You have a reputation of talking to MARRIED MEN at 3 IN THE MORNING and MAKING THEIR WIVES MAD. You don’t mean to, of course, it’s just a coincidental thing that happens. You swear! Your hobbies include being LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOR and BROWSING YOUR COMPUTER for people in need of GREAT INSURANCE, as well as giving GREAT DEALS.

FUCKING STAHP PLZ

IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS

l4tul4pyr0p3:

thegodofconquestkeima:

feffybutts:

Your name is JAKE from STATE FARM and you like to WEAR KHAKIS. You have a reputation of talking to MARRIED MEN at 3 IN THE MORNING and MAKING THEIR WIVES MAD. You don’t mean to, of course, it’s just a coincidental thing that happens. You swear! Your hobbies include being LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOR and BROWSING YOUR COMPUTER for people in need of GREAT INSURANCE, as well as giving GREAT DEALS.

FUCKING STAHP PLZ

IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS

Text 24 Apr 214,609 notes

kissingandcoffee:

sneakyfeets:

HAHAHA HOLY SHIT WE WERE LOOKING AT PICTURES OF SURGERIES IN CLASS AND ALL THE GUYS WERE HOOTING AT THE SLICED BREAST ONES AND THEN THE TEACHER SWITCHED TO A PENIS PIC WHERE IT WAS CUT OPEN AND SOME 300LB JOCK DOUCHEBAG FAINTED RIGHT OUT OF HIS CHAIR BOYS ARE WEAK BOYS ARE FUCKING WEAK

you mean to tell me

that there was a god damn CUT OPEN BOOB

IN SURGERY

AND BOYS WERE STILL SEXUALISING IT

FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING FUCK DOES NO ONE SEE HOW FUCKED UP THIS IS

Video 24 Apr 78,213 notes

nonprofit-whore:

my blog

(Source: jadedqueer)

Video 24 Apr 2,848 notes

ashleyhennefer:

On Sunday we submitted our Pip-Boy 3000 project to the NASA Space Apps challenge. This project, which I documented on my Instagram, was in response to the “Space Wearables” challenge pitched by NASA. We made a working space-themed Pip-Boy 3000 (found in the video game Fallout, which is an awesome game). Unlike most Pip-Boy replicas, ours has some really cool working sensors (including a REAL Geiger counter!) tracking real-time data. For an overview of our project, check out our official Space Apps page. There’s a short video there, and lots of info on our build!

Text 24 Apr 14,351 notes

toxicnebulae:

"made-up genders"

ah, yes, as opposed to natural, organic genders harvested from the Gender Tree in the far-off, mystical Gender Land

Photo 24 Apr 165,174 notes leupagus:

disappointingpopsiclejokes:

Disappointing Popsicle Jokes

HOW IS THIS A DISAPPOINTING POPSICLE JOKE

leupagus:

disappointingpopsiclejokes:

Disappointing Popsicle Jokes

HOW IS THIS A DISAPPOINTING POPSICLE JOKE

Text 24 Apr 252 notes

sakakiyuyas:

sakakiyuyas:

GOOD AFTERNOON EVERYONE what is UP

image

not asking what is up anymore

Photo 24 Apr 60,384 notes iwhaleyou:

idontcareaboutyourblog:

One of the best visual representations of the double standards subjected to all women on a daily basis. Reconsider the next time you toss about the words in column 3.

this is important

iwhaleyou:

idontcareaboutyourblog:

One of the best visual representations of the double standards subjected to all women on a daily basis. Reconsider the next time you toss about the words in column 3.

this is important

(Source: tristyntothesea)

Video 24 Apr 3,409 notes

jonablin:

tumblr activist 

im having fun

Video 24 Apr 2,983 notes

muffinpines:

Chloe and I were talking about how we hope Hardscrabble has a cutie little younger wife at home and shes all protective and sweet around her bye

I only just remembered i wanted to draw it now excuse my lame monster design LMAO


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